New Vacancy - Operations Director, North Pole
Highly experienced operations executive required to manage one of the most complex parcel delivery / logistics operations on the planet.
With a customer base of over one billion people (mostly under the age of seven, but with many notable exceptions) and operating in all 195 countries on Earth, this organisation has a unique business model best described as a 'Rewards Scheme' targeted at young people.
Although with no discernible means of revenue generation, this organisation's poor financial performance has not appeared to deter its CEO who - having held his post for the best part of 500 years - remains as jovial as ever.
Due to continued expansion and an increasingly complex and diverse product portfolio (including Barbie dolls and Furbys) the CEO is now looking for a highly experienced executive to take a strategic leadership role.
If you have a fondness for animals (especially reindeer), if you enjoy working in sub-zero temperatures and if you can manage a busy team of highly skilled craftsmen with pointy ears, this could be the ideal role for you!
To apply, please email your CV/resume and references to info@nashsquared.com.
Contact: Mary Christmas
Ref number: SANTA1
Duration: 1 day
Start date: 24 December
